Indeed, he was a saint among men.
Who says there are no modern heroes? If any man deserves immortalization in stained glass, it’s Steve Irwin, who wouldn’t have kicked Chuck Norris‘s ass, although he could have and done a nature special on the wild Chuck Norris at the same time: he’d have brought Chuck Norris to tears with some lip-trembling tale of the time an orangutan gave him her baby to hold, and then Chuck would have written Australia Zoo a big fat check.
You know it and I know it and Chuck Norris knows it.












I think if Norris wrote a cheque for anything that didn’t first write one for him, that’d qualify as Irwin’s first miracle. Two more and we could set him up with Rome.
Okay, so we’re off and counting…