smells like ass

Jenny the donkeyDidja ever have one of those days…

those days where nothing seems to go right,

those days where you just can’t catch a break, 

those days where you’re a donkey and you fall into a septic tank, and bloggers all over the world make fun of you?

The entire rescue was caught on tape by a photographer at NBC affiliate WOAI…

The donkey, named Jenny, fell into the septic tank at Jesse Salcedo‘s property, and it took firefighters nearly two hours to get her to safety.

“She probably just fell in there by accident or just flipped the lid over or something,” owner Jesse Salcedo said.

Sandy Oaks and Somerset fire departments were called in for the rescue. Edward Dugosh was one of their shortest and smallest firefighters on the scene. He was sent in the septic tank.

“(It’s a) nasty hole, smells horrible,” Dugosh said. “It’s just the worst environment imaginable.”

The donkey’s condition is reportedly …

stable.

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6 thoughts on “smells like ass

  1. Didja ever have one of those days…those days where nothing seems to go right.?

    Yup most days really .Good gag at the end R I like a pun. The unbearable latenes of Boeing, is a fave , (apropos of nothing). I have been out with worse looking women than the sceptic donkey and eaten worse food in restaurants. In fact I `m none to sure that I didnt eat actual sceptic donkey advertised as such in Spain , its a regional dish.

    Hope all well.

  2. Well someone is an ass that’s for sure:
    “She probably just fell in there by accident.”

    Because we all know San Antonio has a surplus of $#!7-loving, septic-tank-diving donkeys.

    Certainly Texas is not short of asses. It exports huge numbers of them to Washington.

  3. This is very true.

    Archie, that was painful.

    newmania, if you’re in the insurance sales business I have no doubt that what you say here is true. But don’t let your wife read it.

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  5. HOLY CRAP!

    POOR JENNY…SHE FELL ON HER ASS AND COULDN’T GET UP.

    WHAT A HORRIBLE THING.

    NOW, SHE REALLY WAS IN DEEP DO-DO!

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