One-time offer! Now, for the low, low price of just $99, you, too, can enjoy the experience once limited to the greatest rock star in the world and, before that, to anyone who tipped the stripper in coke.
from Gawker:
Sure, $99 seems like a lot to pay for a pair of slacks that have contained Courtney Love, but all proceeds go to the Chrysalis Organization, an organization that helps homeless people and ex-cons find jobs. It turns out that Courtney Love is a big humanitarian! Well, not as big as she used to be.
$99 … does the buyer have to pay for the dry-cleaning?
The detox?
How about the exorcism?
Anybody who’d want to get into Courtney’s pants had better be encased in latex from head to toe anyway.
Hmm, I bet a kilo of coke would work as well. :)
I’m mean really who would want to get into them or her … blech!
Seriously. Now we KNOW Kurt was wasted the whole time.
Courtney Love’s corrective surgery
shes a doll now!
“He can’t make me fat. He’s Gwyneth’s cook!” Obviously she doesn’t know Gwyneth as well as regular readers of In Touch: Gwyneth probably paid him a bonus to make her fat.
im better looking than all y’all and i’d fuck courtney love. she’s fucking cooler than you assholes will ever pretend to be.
Courtney Love dreamed of being Sebastian Bach of Skid Rows first hidden beautiful wife Lavina Kymille.Courtney was obsessed with Lavina and stole from her.Kurt liked Lavina but declined dates with Kurt as Courtney was so madly desperate.