Remember Evil Bert? Makin’ wit da sex tapes with Pam Anderson, posing for buddy photos with Osama bin Laden? Sure you do.
Now Evil Bert‘s gone even eviller! It’s a Jerry Bruckheimer film in the making, I tell you: He’s a loose cannon in Kandahar! Hell-bent in Helmand! Ballistic in Baghdad!
Evil Bert is AWOL!
That’s what you get when Recruitment is scraping the bottom of the barrel.
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First they recruited felons and nazis.
Then they recruited gays.
Recruiting Bert was just the logical cherry on this particular $#!7 sundae.
Yep. How long before Bruce Willis is making the Bert biopic Iraq Amok with Jessica Biel as his improbably youthful love interest?
Oh, man, the things you discover blogging! This gave me good laugh, and that Bert Is Evil website is fantastic.
Well, you could always tell. He abused Ernie, did you know that? Poor Ernie, no wonder he loved bathtime so much; it was the only time he could lock the door on Bert.
Oh my god, I’ve always said a uniform can make any man hot…well I dampness in me panties says the same goes for animals too.
Your secret crush – John Major
Mine – A talking whatever he is.
Egads, Rain! I meant Tony Blair! I’m so sorry to do that to you!
Well, you could always tell. He abused Ernie, did you know that? Poor Ernie, no wonder he loved bathtime so much; it was the only time he could lock the door on Bert.
You are a sick, demented woman!
JOHN MAJOR????????? And you think *I* am sick!!!!!
I am so sorry. My humble apologies!
He’s really not that bad. Now see what did I say about a uniform makeths even the homeliest of men?
He’ll look even better after a few martinis.
There aren’t enough in this world. He’s a TORY!!!
i had a feeling you weren”t down with that.
lol…thats a wicked pic, but unfortunately its not the one im looking for lol.
hey stiletto im in uniform of the aussie army!!!
Well, if you click on the Evil Bert link you just might find it…they have ALL the dirt on that guy.
I’m not sure if Stiletto is a uniform fancier, but it’s definitely worth a shot!
Let’s put it this way – got uniform? have Stiletto…
I am much the same, which is why I’ve got a thing for preppies; they’re always in uniform.
bert got it on with pam anderson and gave her a wet and shiny pussy she was lovin it real good and the whole of sesame street could here her scream berts name
Pam took her high heels off and Bert sniffed her feet and sucked her toes