This easily wins the award for Best Stuff Found On WordPress In, Like, A Bajillion Years. Behold a small snippet of the glory that is She Got Her Pap Smear WHERE?
R (my neighbor)….”I had to take my sister to the doctor last week. She is already 23 and never had a pap smear. Since, she is a virgin, the doctor did the pap smear in her behind”.
Me…”Her behind what?”…
The conversation continues…
…See, now she has angered me and I am resorting to using big medical terms like turd and poontang.
Figuring that this might get interesting, I make myself calm down.
Me….”Why did she have to go to the doc? Is she ill?
R…..”She’s suffering from lack of malnutrition”.
Me…..”Don’t you mean lack of nutrition?”
R……”NO!! The doc said lack of malnutriton. I was standing write there when he said it.”
Me….”Well, I gotta run. Got things to do. See ya around. Hope the ass-smear turns out OK”. (Couldn’t resist saying “ass-smear”. I’m such a smart-ass sometimes)
Sounds to me like somebody needs a new gynecologist. Or more intelligent relatives. What do you say? Did this woman actually get a poop smear instead of a pap smear, or is the woman’s sister just demented and dumb as a bag of rocks, so she eventually tired of trying to explain it to said sister and just made shit up?
But yaknow whut? There is a precedent. Warning: that link not safe for work OR lunch.
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raincoaster 
Allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll-righty then . . ..
and thank you for the borescope view too. Glad I had dinner two hours ago – it ought to be a smooth return.
Did I not warn you? DID I NOT WARN YOU???
You did, but I’m a guy. Want me to show you the scrapes on my knuckles?
Yep, what I wrote was true. This conversation actually took place between myself and my neighbor, R.
I do see that I wrote “write” instead of “right”. I tend to have a problem with proof-reading. Need to fix that.
I’m telling you guys, this woman was and is for real. And, for the life of me, I could not convince her that a “poop smear” was not only gross but totally impossible. Well, not impossible, I suppose. I guess the doc could stick a medical instrument up her “poop hole” but not for the purpose of a pap smear. I’ll be writing more about her, I’m sure. Check back in. This woman is a whole book by herself.
She claims that her son is allergic to water. Can’t drink it, can’t bathe in it, etc. And she will argue with you about this while her son is right behind her in their swimming pool.
And why are not safe for work or lunch???
UM -BipolarChicksBlooging at
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Oh….I think you meant THAT link. No, not safe at lunch. But, who would have thought that there are really “anal pap smears”. YIKES
Although I’m sure some Baptist workplaces would have an issue with your use of the word Poontang, it must be said.
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wow… there’s so much in this post I don’t know where to start commenting.
maybe I’ll just say great pics!
Thanks, I figured you’d have plenty to say. By all means, let ‘er rip!
I thought I might make some more comments myself, but I’ll just let this one ‘slide’ . . . .
cool post…really funny photo…almost takes me back to the Victorian Era or something..lol…
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