17 thoughts on “zombie attack: emergency preparedness poster”

1. I’ll give this to my former colleagues covering the local Republican conventions this summer.

2. Republicans don’t eat your brains, silly. What possible use would Republicans have for brains?

3. Fiber

4. I don’t find American brains have much, actually, snicker.

5. well, among many of my fellow compatriots (there’s a classy piece of redundancy . . .) you’ll often find a lack of moral fiber.

6. if you haven’t already, you need to go to Memphis for the real thing.

7. The Apple store in San Fran was attacked by Zombies last week, too, and Burnaby has actually hosted a zombie mob or two. There is talk of doing Robson street next.

   I’m not going to Memphis: too much chance of an Elvis zombie, and those can scar you for life, especially if you lose the dance-off.

8. I hate it when my zombies are on fire!

9. Seriously. And in Vancouver you need a special permit for flaming zombies…what a hassle!

10. You’re hanging out at the wrong end of Davie St, methinks.

11. Depends what you’re looking for. If you need an opinion on a dress, there’s no better place than Davie and Thurlow.

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13. Improvised weapons? Anti-republican?

    I was going to say something nasty about you unarmed lefties until I realized that your front page supports the troops. It seems your hearts are in the right place there. I guess being an unarmed lefty is enough punishment.

14. Unarmed? Baby, you REALLY want me to be unarmed. People like me are why God invented gun control. Metro wasn’t a bad sniper during his time in the forces. And my ex’s mother is the North American champion tomahawk thrower.

    May I refer you to our musical Canadian interlude, the middle song. “If I Had a Rocket Launcher.”

15. But, if you don’t have a Rocket Launcher, what will you do when the zombies come?

16. Duh, I’m Canadian! I HAVE a hockeystick!

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