In the fine tradition of sulz’s postcard project, we present the New York Post’s Postcard for Paris. Download it from them here, for printing and mailing fun! Up to you which still from One Night in Paris you use for the reverse.
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Hahahaha! Ok why do I find it so funny that, while watching MSNBS yesterday, they were talking about how Paris was crying behind bars and all the inmates came by and brought her origami? Did you hear about that?
The scenario is..well, quite hilarious indeed.
They said Paris was not eating or sleeping and she was “cold.” Honestly, I hadn’t realized the girl was even in jail.
Bonjour Mlle Stiletto
… but according to the BBC (4pm Britisch Sommer Time) Paris is not in jail … she’s been released
Yr obedt servt etc
G Eagle
Last I heard they were doing a cavity search: they needed trained spelunkers.
She be house arrested now, yo:
http://perezhilton.com/topics/paris_hilton/free_but_not_free_hilton_placed_under_house_arrest_20070607.php
House arrest is yet another way for the rich and the middle class to be treated differently from the poor. If all the houses went into a pot and were randomly assigned, THEN it would be fair. Being confined to a Beverly Hills mansion is really no different than Zsa Zsa Gabor’s life right this instant!
Your Grace
… but isn’t Zsa Zsa dead or very close to it
G E
Not yet; wasn’t it Eva who died?
My favorite Gabor story is that once Eva was swimming nude in her backyard pool and looked up and saw a linesman working on the power lines right behind her house. They locked eyes and he waved and said, “Good morning, Eva!” and she (who was not feeling her most irresistable that day), without batting a false eyelash said, “Oh no darlink! It’s Zsa Zsa!”
Oh, and as long as Paris can’t get into Hyde, her life as we knew it is ovah!
How dare you pick on the tiny little dog?
My dogs {chiqhuahuas} and I object to that beatch even owning one!
Unable to self-medicate with alcohol, drugs and the high life, heiress Paris Hilton, after just 3 days of being housed in a unit for celebrities and high-profile inmates at a prison in Lynwood, about 24 kilometres from Los Angeles, was released to pursue the life of the rich and infamous yet again. There’s little doubt that her shit-for-brains fans think she paid her dues to society. {rolling eyes and puking :Q…..}
It would be interesting to know how many extra tax dollars were spent to secure the “token” imprisonment of this irresponsible {censored}.
Hey, since the Wall of Sound and Hair is still out on bail, maybe he can monitor her for firearms violations . . .
Seriously, they only threw her in the can for the chance to parade all the inmates past her at lockdown and let them point and laugh. Well, that and the chance to do the cavity search. They nearly lost one man in a crevasse, but hauled him out by his safety harness.
People who don’t housetrain their Chihuahuas deserve to be locked in the house with them. Also: Chihuahuas were invented by Mexicans as a cheaper source of meat than Guinea pig; my, how the market has changed, eh?
THE PLOT SICKENS
A judge ordered hotel heiress Paris Hilton into court on Friday for a hearing on a request by prosecutors to send her back to jail after she was released early and placed under house arrest.
Los Angeles City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo filed a motion in court with the judge in Hilton’s case, Michael Sauer, seeking a court order to return her to jail to serve the remainder of her original sentence.
Delgadillo also sought a court order for the sheriff’s department “to show cause why it should not be held in contempt for violating” the sentencing order, which expressly barred electronic monitoring.
http://ca.entertainment.yahoo.com/s/08062007/6/entertainment-judge-orders-hearing-hotel-heiress-release.html
Excellent. Go get ’em, Delgadillo!
She’s having a house party tonight, actually. She will be TOTALLY hung over.
Bonjour Timethief
!!! Ladies, Children & Junior Eagles read this Blog
£@$%& Spelling
“shEw”, dammit !!! shew ……
but Good for Senor Delgadillo, even if he can’t spell …
Yr obedt servt etc
G E
PS Isn’t all this rather sad – does Miss Hilton have a Father or a Husband to help her in her troubles … does she even realize that she has troubles
(sottissimo voce) Please explain for a puir unKosmopolitanischem Rooinek the reference to “Hyde” – is this a Club that a Father Eagle would NOT want Miss Junior Eaglette to be a member of
Miss Hilton does not have a husband, and her father is a washed-out, pussy-whipped WASP whose blood is so thin it’s a wonder he was able to impregnate anyone in the first place.
Hyde is a nightclub where Paris is probably the oldest regular; most of them are Young Hollywood, as in too young to drink alcohol at clubs. So they drink cranberry and soda and snort coke in the bathroom.
Where is the “I hope you get ganged bang by eight dudes named Tyrone?”
Oh wait – we’re supposed to be mean here.
That’s right. Last time Tyrone charged her five hundred bucks, which still didn’t prevent her from using the N word to describe him.
i hope she dosent DIE in there….. i MISS her… life sucks without talking to her everyday…she better be out befor my party or some bitches will die…. that my BEST frined in there if she is not out befor the 14th of july i will kill some1…. its been too long poor her ive been crying just as much has she has…. i wish they would atlest let me take her some food and some dolce and gabanna….. or at least some cheap coah….. ohh and what about tinkabell poor dog i know she misses her mommy
love always and for ever
your best friend
Super. If you want to kill someone, how about Paris Hilton? OJ Simpson? Yourself? So many worthless lives to choose from…
“Super. If you want to kill someone, how about Paris Hilton? OJ Simpson? Yourself? So many worthless lives to choose from…”
Oh! Probably the funniest thing I’ll hear all day!
The best punishment, IMHO, is to throw Paris in a cell with this group:
http://www.wate.com/Global/story.asp?S=6023706
Sad this story isn’t getting much press.
Anyway, the suspects raped BOTH the man and woman, cut his dick off, shot him and set him on fire near the railroad tracks. They then raped the woman for a few days, cut her breasts off and poured cleanser down her throat to wipe away DNA evidence.
Sick, sick, sick!