quiz: what song should you strip to

Yep, another scary-accurate one. Man, the guy who writes these must be psychic, eh?

Your Stripper Song Is

Closer by Nine Inch Nails

“You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you

You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you

Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I’ve got no

Soul to tell”

When you dance, it’s a little scary – and a lot sexy.

What Song Should You Strip To?

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27 thoughts on “quiz: what song should you strip to

  1. “Super Freak by Rick James

    “That girl is pretty wild now
    The girl’s a super freak
    The kind of girl you read about
    In new-wave magazine”

    Freaky? Yes. But you’re also pretty darn funny.”

    Funny? A funny stripper? :?

  2. Your Stripper Song Is

    Master and Servant by Depeche Mode

    “There�s a new game
    We like to play you see
    A game with added reality
    You treat me like a dog
    Get me down on my knees”

    Yawn, dancing is so boring without a little spice.

    Okay, I gotta go and get my mind around this one. It’s worse than being Lucy Lawless’ boob twin . . . .

  3. My Love Is Like … Wo by Mya

    “My love is like…wo
    My kiss is like…wo
    My touch is like…wo”

    You’re the full package – and you let everyone know it!

    It must’ve been that sexy devil outfit……

    No further comment necessary.


  4. I think I’m going to have to make a playlist. Actually, I know a couple of strippers and all they strip to is Guns ‘n Roses, “cuz guys don’t like anything they haven’t already heard.”

  5. Dirrty by Christina Aguelera

    “Too dirrty to clean my act up
    If you ain’t dirrty
    You ain’t here to party”

    You’re so dirty, you make Christina look clean.

    Ummm… I think I’ll go take a shower!

  6. Well in her day she was sexy as hell. And as Ed the Sock said, even strippers couldn’t manage some of those moves. But take it again and answer differently; I’ll give you a mulligan on this one.

  7. NOT THAT! Of course, it’s not strong enough to dissolve snow, so what do I have to fear, really?

    What about the Macarena? The Chicken Dance has not actually made it up to Vancouver…although somewhere on this blog is a Bird Flu Dance video.

  8. You say that is the Macarena but I have to wonder why you are hanging off a pole with a bunch of dollars stuck in your underoos I have never seen the Macarena done like that.

  9. Oh, you must do the MEXICAN Macarena; up here we do the Medicine Hat Macarena. Very different; I understand in yours there’s not the part with the war pony?

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