What do women want? This, baby. Throw in the ability not to backseat drive and you’ve got the perfect man.
From Al Lowe via MasterCowfish.
What do women want? This, baby. Throw in the ability not to backseat drive and you’ve got the perfect man.
From Al Lowe via MasterCowfish.
Yep… thats what I want in a man… A doormat
I’m not seeing doormat. I’m seeing someone who’s transcended societal roleplaying. After all, not every male who makes a fuss over the playoffs is truly interested in the NFL.
Ah yes “fantasy”.
I like a guy who makes my life a little chaotic; a little unpredictable….a little exciting. But every once in a while, I want a guy who just wants me. He’ll take out the garbage, fix ME dinner and believe in my needs before his and yes, I’m talking about the boudoir.
Guys, you can get further with us in EVERY aspect of the word if you just take a minute a listen–even to the non-verbal cues, you’d be so much better off. All it takes is a little kindness, empathy and consideration. And when I say “a little”, you have no idea how little I’m actually talking about. here.
Thanks for letting me rant!
Laurie Kendrick
No worries. We are rant central around these parts.
As for me, I don’t need an external source of drama. I hate dull men, but GOD do I not need more drama in my personal life right now. I’m saying no to a very intriguing source of potential drama these days and it’s quite exhausting. Only room for one diva chez raincoaster.
there’s female porn over at the gimcrack….. :-)
That’s more like lesbian shoggoth Aphrodite fetishist porn!
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Lemme try this . . . . . .
Honey, I’m going to change the baking soda in the refrigerator.
Damn, I feel like Barry White.
Feh. Loada rubbish. No woman ever, ever, ever, got excited about a man who could cook and clean. Though she might let him handle that stuff while she and her boyfriend went out for the evening.
Forgive the over-generalization, I know this isn’t true of everyone. Buuuut …
Women want the bad boy–it gives them a project and keeps them healthily occupied and off the streets.
A day’s worth of stubble, hard-drinkin’ ass-kickin’, man-chyld with a motorcycle built for one, total lack of loyalty and self-destructive tendencies? Terrific. Until that biological clock becomes audible and she wants him to turn into Ward Cleaver, with responsibility and money; Only, like, willing to clean and cook too. Oh, and able to appreciate the value of a really nice wall treatment.
Of course, once she’s changed him she’ll dump his sad little doormat taupe-appreciatin’ ass on the kerb because “he’s not the man I fell in love with anymore.” And she’ll be right.
Not that I ever had issues with this sort of thing.
Metro knows so much about women, he could almost be one! And of course, his wife married him because of the impressively macho figure he cuts on his wee motorbike.
I appreciate the compliment, but I’m quite well-adjusted in my current gender role, thanks.
Mme Metro figures the wee motorbike merely signifies that I’m not compensating for anything.
Then everything you typed above applies to everyone but the two of you? Or am I overgeneralizing?
Although it’s quite true that simple niceness doesn’t work as well as being really, really gorgeous. It’s not the badness that causes the attractiveness: it’s that attractive people realize early they can get away with being assholes. Look at Naomi Campbell.
Lemme rub some hot canola oil on that capon before putting it in the oven.
Damn, now I feel like Teddy Pendergrass . . . . except for the being paraplegic part and not being a former member of Harold Melvin and the Bluenotes . . . .
Chicken porn…yeah, we’ve got that today as well.
Duuuuude…that’s just wrong.
What, the chicken porn? It’s so, so very right.
My sister sent me that in an email forward not too long ago. For some reason, I find men in turtlenecks to be quite disturbing. :p
Oh, I’m ridiculously fond of the tweedy professor look. It’s manpris that I hate.
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