God hates Hawai’i

Hawaii Earthquake

See that map? There are 40 earthquakes on that map, including the 5.3-Scale monster that just hit the south-east of the Big Island about an hour ago. And that only goes back two weeks.

See this?

Hurricane Flossie

That’s Hurricane Flossie, due to hit the location in the above map in about twenty-four hours, with a 15-to-20-foot increase in wave height, winds up to 60mph, and 10 inches of rain.

At 5 a.m. EDT, Flossie had maximum sustained winds near 135 mph about. The storm was traveling west at about 14 mph.

Flossie may weaken as it moves over cooler ocean waters and travels south of Hawaii, according to the forecast. But it could also keep its strength and veer toward the islands.

It used to be that God hated trailer parks, and who can blame him? I felt about mine the way that kids in Springsteen songs feel about their small towns. But why, God? WHY MUST YOU HATE HAWAII???

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8 thoughts on “God hates Hawai’i

  1. Wer ist Donnie Davis ?

    and God does NOT hate Hawaii – it’s the only State sensible enough to have the Union Jack on its Flag

    G E

  2. God doesn’t hate Hawaii–God loves surfers. He’s just sweeping the beach clean of tourists, and possibly hotels, to leave a pristine environment for them.

    If it works, I vote we relocate the surfers to Washington, DC.

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