Did you ever watch James Brown dance and think “Man, how does he do that? How can one simple, mortal being make moves like that?”
Now at last, via Stiletto Girl, comes the answer.
It’s great when cops really enjoy their jobs, eh? Officer Friendly indeed, but yeah, not quite THAT Friendly. I’m relatively sure the World Wildlife Federation is petitioning to make his crotch a “protected watershed” and thus preserve the thousands of at-risk species which live there.