The old Gloaming homestead of Miami has been given a glamorous new makeover since those exotic and exciting social dynamos the Nyarlathoteps rescued it in April of this year. The redecoration has spared no expense, and the charmingly distressed mansion is filled with those remarkable and seductively alien little touches that remind the owners of their former home. Eldritch-y!
They are from France.
And just wait till you see what they’ve done with the cellar!
Hey, we just got landscaping done, and all we got were some shrubs.
Maybe we need to get a new landscaper.
Well, you didn’t get them from Yuggoth! That’s your problem. Dale Chihuly is the only importer I know, and he’s quite expensive.
It looks like the world’s largest Cthulhoid coat rack.
The lamentable linguistic corruption of “Cthulhoid” into “Chihuly” will not be an issue in the galactic babbling of the tongue of the Old Ones.
Curtis: it’s simply because those sounds were never meant to be rendered in the simple alphabet of our forefathers.
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Clearly there are no deer in the area.
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