Cat houses are notoriously hard to manage and staff. While we’ve all made impulsive choices at one time or another, some decisions are far too important to be left to the whims of the moment. Certainly at the time it seems right. It seems natural. It seems good.
But the next morning, when there are another’s hairs in the sink and breath in our faces, we must ask ourselves: did we really make the right choice?
Fortunately, the ever-dependable Fox News has stepped into the breach and collected a list of tips for picking the perfect pussy. Never again will you face morning-after remorse!
[they] can be a wonderful addition to any household. But many novice — —-rs assume this “pet” will be an aloof alternative to a —, which is far from the truth. While they can stay indoors and do not have the exercise requirements of —s, —s do require attention and stimulation…
Although —s are usually thought of as a low-maintenance ——, they still need play time and care. —s may not need to be taken out for a walk, but that does not mean they do not require a serious commitment.
No matter whether it is a ———– ——– — or Russian —-, the decision to buy a — should be a decision made by every single person in the household…
Baby ——s, especially a wide-eyed ——, can be almost impossible to pass up. Anyone looking for a —— should consider that it is a tiny bundle of energy, very different from the composed demeanor of many adult —-.
“… they tend to be active from 3 to 6 a.m.,” Buchwald said. “It takes a lot of care. We often say, if you don’t feel like being awakened in the middle of the night, then maybe opt for an adult…” [anyone with a teenager would agree]
All ——-s are natural scratchers, according to Tartaglia, so it is important to provide natural surfaces … so ——– behavior does not turn destructive.
For people looking for a specific —, they might want to consider a breeder…
And so on. That’s Fox: Not Afraid to Be Servicey.
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raincoaster 
One of the longstanding philosophical debates of the ages: Julie Newmar or Eartha Kitt.
Don’t forget Lee Meriwether. I’ve been told I’m most like her, although I prefer Madame Newmar, myself.
No. Lee Meriwether doesn’t begin to enter into that debate. She was just a placeholder.
Oh, and don’t sell yourself short by accepting the Meriwether comparison. As Catwoman, she was bland. You aren’t.
Awwwww, thankies. So, which am I more like, la Newmar or la Kitt? I think even Eartha Kitt has a few inches on me, alas.
Damned hard to tell, but I suspect you could P.O. Lyndon Johnson as well as Kitt did . . . assuming Johnson were alive if you did.
Given what he did to his beagles, you can count on it.
meowwwwrrrrrr
hissssssssssssssssssssss
Who wants to be my cat-amite?
Let me put together the Bookworm costume I did in high school once . . . .
Purrfect! I’ve always wanted an entourage!
Hey, did you know about this?
http://bizarre-hunter.group.stumbleupon.com/
Those sound like my kinda people! Thanks.
Now if only I could get this damn connection working fast enough that I could POST things!!! Honestly, today it took me from 4pm to 8:30 just to make ONE SINGLE POST. I don’t know if it’s my roommate’s podcast addiction or a virus, but this simply cannot continue or I’ll put my fist through the damn monitor. /rant.
I got flagged as mature. Must be nice to know how to walk the line and stay on the list- perhaps I should take a lesson from your feline- skirting the issues! It is all fun and games until something bad happens. Mika is too gray. Somebody got offended or shocked good luck to you guys!
I got Matured as well, but I appealed and they un-matured me. You never know till you try, but I’m much more about the innuendo and dirty jokes than I am about the sex, as you can see. If you want a laugh, google “Beaver Shots” and see how many places in the top twenty this blog holds. Boy, people sure do love them some Canadian wildlife!
And I’m barred from the Top 100 list, it seems. I haven’t made it in months, regardless of hits, so I ain’t nobody’s favorite, that’s for sure.
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