Day of the Ninja: how to become a ninja

As we here at the ol’ raincoaster blog have noted, December 5th is the Day of the Ninja. You may wish to ninjafy yourself, or you may wish to ninja-proof yourself (as if such a thing can be done!) in preparation for the dread event.

Our sympathies, naturally, lie much more towards the Squid quadrant of the Grid of Alignment (Squid, Pirate, Ninja, Robot) than the Ninja quadrant, but we provide the following How To Become A Ninja chart as a public service to our readers.

Click to enlarge. And: Don’t say we never did nuthin for ya.


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27 thoughts on “Day of the Ninja: how to become a ninja

  1. Thank God I got the instructions on time. There are ninja’s at my gate. (Or is that barbarians) Either way, Raincoaster has saved lives.

  2. *lol*

    I didn’t know there was a Day Of The Ninja. I guess it was only a matter of time after we had Talk Like A Pirate Day.

  3. @raincaoster
    These bloggers don’t have a clue as to who I really am and what I’m capable of so for GOB’s sake don’t blow my “islander” cover. ;)

  4. Your Grace

    This is a rig most inAdvisable in Londinium, especially for Brazilians … one was multiply-shot for [not]concealing bombs while wearing much less

    Your Grace’s obedient servant etc

    G Eagle

  5. Yea, verily … visiting this blog is like being dumped into a Mötorhead concert from the peaceful white noise of the womb.

    Make sure to send me some of those motorcycles. There are nuns at my gate. And if you think ninjas are freakin’ scary, you’ve never seen a Flying Danger Mai Asa Sun Magic Dragon Nun Kick.

    In fact, no-one has … and lived.

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  9. i don’t know what the use of this website is , as it is fraud because they don’t tell you the true meanings,and also when the product learns, they don’t feel real!

  10. You said it, Helen. I totally agree with you.

    you really need to work on those true meanings and the education of your product. I want them to feel real!

  11. Hi.

    My name is Majed and I really want to become a Ninja. I am trying to find a cheep like only 22 pound Ninja academy in London in Lancaster Gate or next to Lancaster gate I don’t mind but it has to be in London so take me from my house i am in Lancaster Gate Barrie House.So please help me find a Ninja academy.I am already training in my house but that is not enough.If you do that you can give me missions to go on.Not only that i will not make any one hurt you with my Ninja powers. If you train me I can get stronger and I can pretect you. So you now be my master. I am in the age of 14.
    come to me in 19/04/2008 2:30 pm

  12. That is exactly how Steven Seagal got his start. at the London Secret Ninja Academy.

    Good luck.

    PS – Do you know know to cook? Casey Weibeck was a cook.

  13. I like it. I might use it for my, err, ummm, “JOBS”. Yeah, thats right…lmao. No, Im not a real assassin. I wish.

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