Pamela Anderson: the exSQUIDit corpse

Ever wondered what she really looks like, without all the Photoshop? Gallery of the Absurd already knows…click onward to view at own risk.

Pamela Anderson, the exquisite corpse

17 thoughts on “Pamela Anderson: the exSQUIDit corpse

  1. I’d like to supplement with a quote, if I may, courtesy of this site:

    “A little bit of pain is good for you. I feel alive. Everybody needs struggle. Once you overcome an obstacle, you springboard into the future. Life is interesting and short and it’s not supposed to be easy, and if it is, you’re probably just in denial and you’re existing here like a zombie.”

  2. At 40 years old, Pam Anderson is still tits above water. Yes, plastic surgery for sure, but hey, fake boobs done and placed correctly are still fun to look at.

  3. So do the regular kind. That’s why men can’t float on their backs and women can.

    Didn’t you learn anything from Baywatch? It wasn’t a bad show if you didn’t let all that story crap get in the way of the bikinis.

  4. Well of course they did. She was playing a lifeguard, silly! When you’re in danger of drowning you’re supposed to cling to things that float, right?

    I dunno, first she had ’em, then she had ’em removed, then she had ’em re-installed.

    Irrespective, I think she deserves our full and personal support.

    Although if she starts going on about PETA I have a burlap sack and some bricks.

  5. No, no. I’m talking about the Italian pornstar in Austin Powers. Pammy has hers threaded with lead to keep them in place underwater and also so that she always sets off the metal detector at the airport and gets a free grope.

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