You know how it ends.
Wuhan, China: People burn incense to worship the god of wealth at a Buddhist temple.
But if you stand too close to a red-hot star, this is what happens:
[ Elliot Mintz, Paris Hilton‘s PR ]... finally succeeded in doing what publicist-watchers had long feared he would, managing to squeeze not just his nose, but his entire head and neck up his demanding client’s hindquarters.
For the love of money is the root of all evil:
which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith,
and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.
Whoa….it looks like “Trogdor: The Burninator” was there and attacked that countryside. You know:
“burninating the country side
burninating all the peasants!!!”
Above video clip just in case you were unaware of Trogdor’s burnination greatness. :)
Ah, I used to date Trogdor back in the day. Eventually we broke up because he thought I was seeing Mothra on the side. Stupid dope doesn’t know Mothra’s a girl!
I think I saw Lobster Man’s suit and tie fabric in the gift wrap section at Hobby Lobby.
I know! I need to steal it for Eighties night. But I kind of heart the tie and matching pocket square. If he’d only gone for all-black and a pale face, it would have worked.
what the #*%^ is that suit made out of?
Christmas wrap! or maybe it’s scrotal skin grafted from Roy of Siegfried And- when he lay in the hospital recovering from tiger wounds. That guy! He just gives and gives.
scrotal skin! of course, just well depilated
Someone on Defamer suggested he is wearing a tanning suit, to reflect the rays up to his face. Someone else suggested he stuck his head through a Jiffy Pop popcorn “turban”.