Chihuahuas are creepy. Chihuahuas in turtleneck sweaters can be up to no good. Watch your ankles!
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Chihuahuas are creepy. Chihuahuas in turtleneck sweaters can be up to no good. Watch your ankles!
raincoaster 
Or at least make sure the lawn is mowed!
Respect to whoever captioned that shot. The show was a metaphorical microsm of the sturm and drang we humans must face in our mudane little lives.
It was also prophetic:
“Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?”
“Well I fink so, Brain, but … Me and Pippi Longstocking? What would the kids look like?”
–Amazingly accurate considering that the Olsen twins had vanished to spend their puberty in the wilderness at the time.
Looks like Richard Branson in a bizarre chilhuahua way . . .
It does, actually.
God, I loved that show. Not enough of it around YouTube, if you axe me.
Richard Branson, the rebel billionaire? Blasphemous!
I think the little guy looks more like Kiefer Sutherland.
Now THAT is blasphemy! Kiefer is much more the Jack Russell type.
I think my all-time favorite PATB was when they tried to steal the Fort Knox gold reserves by miniaturizing them but forgot that they couldn’t reduce the molecular weight.
Hilarious!
The person in the photo has gigantic flat feet! No dog worth his salt would pee on that!
I still think he looks like Kiefer Sutherland.
Oh wait. Wrong photo.
http://www.askmen.com/galleries/kiefer-sutherland/picture-5.html
Do you see it or am I high?
It looks like the dog’s eyes are going to pop out.
@Stil:
Well, what little I’ve seen of Jack Bauer makes me think of a Chihuahua anyway, or any yappy, annoying noisemaker for that matter.
But yeah, I can totally see Sutherland in there.
Stil, I think you’re high. So is Metro. Imagine that!
I’ve been saving that first Kiefer pic for lolebrity. My kwyut diggnitty: let me show u it
What I actually did last night was try to post, and then WordPress went down and then my internet connection went down. So I watched Endless Summer, my instant mental vacation movie. Half-naked, wet, fit men in a variety of tropical paradises.
Yes, that dry spell HAS gone on a bit long, hasn’t it? Hmmmm…
Well, I have a boyfriend and it ALWAYS feels like a dry spell. Imagine that.
Thanks for reminding me, I need to blogroll your lolebrity.
Thanks! People love that far more than raincoaster; it took me six months to get to that hit level with this blog! But who doesn’t like making fun of celebs? Now all I need to do is get the sub misshunz rolling in. Why should I do all the work?
Want lynx? Put out foar mee!
Chihuahuas are such helpless pets. When I think of them, I remember house-sitting for someone about 10 years ago. We got a blizzard while I was watching her 2 chihuahuas; about 2 feet of snow. I had to dig a massive path just so the things wouldn’t suffocate when they went outside, to pee.
I’d have let them suffocate, myself.
Here is the perfect solution to chihuahuas
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Thus explains male chilhuahuas attraction to larger females . . . .
SG: Yuuuuuuuuuuck!
FFE: that commercial was filmed down the street from me! How weird. There ARE no Chihuahuas in Canada! The lizards ate them all!
If there are no chilhuahuas in Canada, how do you explain Chretien and Celine Dion (despite her migration to LasVegas)? Eh? Eh?
Well, obviously Celine was deported. Besides, she’s not Chihuahua, she’s Halflinger.
Chretien is a pug, as any of his opponents will happily tell you.
Well, that still leaves Margaret Trudeau and the dark and curly haired guy in Kids in the Hall . . .
Oh god, nobody pays attention to what happens in Ontario. What happens in Ontario stays in Ontario.
Wait, wait … Céline … Chretien … they aren’t lizards?
What are these pills they’ve got me taking anyway?
How could you call the talented Celine a chihuahua? Now I’ve got a long face.
Dumb question – is there a Taco Hell in Canada?
There is one of which I’m aware, halfway between Vancouver and Whistler. Nobody knows how it got there…they say it fell from the sky.