Nine minutes of the most hardcore, cheez-food-product-dusted, size queeniest, sock wearingest action ever to grace the intertubes. This may not be safe for work, and it certainly isn’t safe for lunch. Make sure your digestive tract is clean before clicking Play.
From Jeff Ostergren, via Fleshbot
Those zombies on his site? Don’t look like my zombies. And the brains likewise; no wonder his zombies are so underfed and peaked looking!
I am so worried about you.
Hey, that’s not me! You can tell because his moobs are larger.
This brieks all the rules. It is a totally uncultured slur ennet. ‘E damn well needs to feta bit better or he will just have creamed cheese!
Stats in a slump lately, eh?
I used to like cheese.
Cheetos – crunchy or bukkaked!
Boy, does that man love cheetos. If he can rap painfully badly, he’s Britney’s dream man.
You know, hits are up today. Funny, that!
But the real reason I posted this with that title was to divert the porn surfers off the two year old false rumour post. I’m just tired of it being my #1 post month in and month out.
Well that should give you a boost anyway. They’re big into cheezies and underwear, so I read.
It may be art, but is it sex?
Look at that guy; it’s probably the best sex he’s ever had.
That’s one of the sexiest things I’ve ever seen.
Strangely, so far no “Lay’s” jokes.
Yeah, but when he finally strips his socks, it’s free toes
No love for this post:
eh. No talent in that art department.
I’d rather watch snails trying to fornicate with walnut shells. In slow motion.
Have you tried Liveleak?
No. Are they like “Depends?” I could easily create a comparable little art project in my chonies for your entertainment, if that’s your fetish.
I’d still rather watch paramecia divide and conquer.
See, that’s what they specialize in on Liveleak. Well, that and videos of cars smashing into walls and tourists getting killed by elephants.
Oh yeah… I’m there.
It was rude of me, but it was hard NOT to cheer for the elephants.
Do you cheer for all the elephants, or just the star players?
Oh, only the ones with notches in their tusks. I’m shallow like that.
Haha! Sometimes I read too fast. I thought you wrote “nachos on their trunks,” and, “marshmallow.” Nevermind. I need new pentafocals, I guess.
Actually, it makes more sense that way.
you know it doesn’t help i was eating Cheetos when i caught this post… Just through the rest of the bag away.
WHERE DO YOU GET OFF THROWING CHEETOS AWAY? EEP X 2.
Think of it as setting the Cheetos free.
That might be worse unless they’ve been slowly acclimated to the wild. They wouldn’t know how to defend themselves.
If you love Cheetos, set them free. If they come back, they’re yours. If they don’t, they probably died horribly, so try not to think about it too much.
This guy (the vid) loves cheetos… I’m not sure he is setting them free, though
Well, in the beginning they were all wrapped up in plastic and he DID take them out of their giant Cheeto condom, so you could say he got them closer to freedom.