Bar none. Presenting Brandon Irons, porn star extraordinaire, mixing it up with an Eastern European beauty and a huge, menacing, Canadian garter snake. SFW, I might mention.
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Someone find this movie, watch it, and tell me that, yes, they DO make a pun about garter snakes at some point.
raincoaster 
Snakes Rule.
They audition them with a ruler, I’m telling you!
Well, it’s obvious they didn’t audition either of them with an IQ test.
No. But why are the girls in porn so much hotter than the guys?
Because porn is made for insecure guys who don’t need the competition – – –
That snake certainly seems to be rather limp! Maybe it needs to eat some watermelon.
At last! The lost Ed Wood-y porno flick!
What a thespian!! That was so realistic!!
Seriously Rain, where the hell do you find this stuff? Gads. And the segue into “I’ll show you a friendlier snake” is….I can’t even think of a suitable adjective. How can I un-see that?
:-)
Replace this with the giant Cheeto, puh-leeze . . .
The giant Cheeto is always available for your viewing pleasure, but it doesn’t have a sexy Hungarian accent.
Yeah, and it doesn’t have a rubber anaconda either . . . .
But at least it’s better than McCain’s idea of offshore drilling – a floating whorehouse.
Wow. There’s a leaping non-sequitur.
Hey, you’re out of order . . . wait, maybe I’m out of order . . . . hey, it’s still a sex joke.
FFE– Maybe it would have been funnier if you referred to Ted Kennedy’s yacht instead. =)
Please don’t put “Ted Kennedy” in the same thoughtspace as “sex joke.” My brain just can’t handle that.
Attention K-mart shoppers, the blue dot special . . . .
Gahhhh!
More like purple microdot special in this neighborhood.
More like a Marx Brothers skit in here . . .
Richard & Karl? Woopwoopwoopwoopwoop!
Dialectic and insipid pop ballads – what a great concept!
You think people will go for those? Nah!
Stalin. Enver Hoxha, Friedrich Engels, Neil Sedaka and Babyface Edmonds can’t all be wrong . . .
Dostoyevsky, Sun Tsu, Sun Ra, Son House, Frank Zappa. Bring it on.
Well, that was still better than Ice Cube or John Voight’s performances in Anaconda.
See, it IS how you use it!
Jim Stafford, Franz Kafka, Franz Ferdinand, Connie Francis, Francis Bacon, Kevin Bacon, George Wendt. Warren Cuccurullo on drums, Allen Ginsberg on skins, DeeDee Ramone on bass.
I’d buy that album, but only if they covered “Louie, Louie.”
Jim Stafford? A relative of mine rocking out? I’d be more of a fan of the George Wendt solo album.
I didn’t know you were hearing-impaired.
And I’ll have you all know that Allen Ginsberg played meat whistle.
hilarious. thanks for the post.