18 thoughts on “He had it coming!”

1. Hey do you know why my page looks as if it got hacked? i copied and pasted my interview that i did and i think i picked up invisible codes. I saw your answer to somebody regarding copying from word, howevere, i tried what you said regarding going in edit the click the button on the far right to clean it up to no avail….=( HELP PLEASE if you dont mind?

   My email is sbakermediagroup@gmail.com

   Thanx
   Mecca

2. So – at last HeRR g eagLe** gets his just desserts.*

   *Rock Cake!

   ** The HARRUMPHING Magister Aquila non Candida

3. @Archie:

   I believe that should be an m-dash between “So” and “at last,” rather than an n-dash with spaces.

   Also, I’m sure the word “At” should be capitalized.

   And you might also have to grant exceptions to people who have to type with talons, and who communicate in their own lignua latina.

4. That is hilarious.

5. He who is without sin cast the first Strunk and White, ‘cos that Harbrace Handbook hurts like a muthaf**cker!

6. I hope they don’t come after me.¹

   ¹ I use footnotes with abandon, and without using a reference manual.

7. Ah, footnotes. The bane of my former existence. I bend down and kiss the ground computers walk on. Also style manuals. For without them, we wouldn’t know how to structure a footnote.

8. One of the guys doing the stoning is grabbing his crotch. What’s up with that?

9. That’s for later, when they punish him for what he did with the Citations.

10. Magister Necromancer – ScHocking – EggsCruciating

    Some mutters should NOT be discussed in the presence of so many erudite Young Ladies !!!

    and the Guy on the Right – in Polite Society, one simply does not throw APPLES at these Political Meetings

    HarrumPHus, HaRRRimpha, HarrumphISSIMUM

    —- shuffles from left talon … to right talon and back

    !!! What do they teach in these Canuckistani Schools :

    Latina LigNA

11. It’s okay: it’s actually a pomegranate!

12. Stoning seems an entirely appropriate punishment for the deadly sin of ignoring the style manual, but then I used to write style guides/manuals. Divine wrath is nothing beside the fury of a chief sub-editor whose tablets of stone have been cast aside by feckless, gormless, misbegotten hacks.

13. But what else can you expect? Have you ever MET a gormful hack?

14. endnotes. violence averted.

15. vorrei troare anzi avere 1 di quelle fate mi piacerebbe

    I would really like to find – indeed it would gratify me to make one of these

    — it’s really not my fault her Grace has not yet had 2 million hits

16. This image captured the moment just prior to his possibly being stoned to death. He has six stones at his own disposal and he sits there on his knees begging to the single crotch-holder. He’s the only one wearing a dress (no belt) and the only one with long hair. He and the ‘leaders’ are the only ones with long sleeves and their legs covered.

    This being the case my submission is this. His defense is he used endnotes, not footnotes, and the publisher simply omitted this text; all a simple misunderstnding.

17. Yes, a tragic and potentially fatal misUnderstanding

18. He looks like he’s enjoying it :P

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