You honestly mean to tell me I haven’t written an original post for my! OWN! DAMN! BLOG! in nearly a month? Well, you lucky bitches had better enjoy the next fourteen or fifteen hours, because the second I have one second to myself, I’m going to be blogging the living damn daylights out of WordPress.com, just you wait and see.
Boys, warm up the servers. It’s going to be a bumpy ride!
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Good luck with that. ;)
Damn, the servers are cooling again!
It’s a weird time for many of us. Still, it’s quite gratifying to be a lucky bitch.
Waiting with great anticipation…
Wish I could be there for you, but it’s now 5:48am and my work is still not done. Jeebus, when will it end?
Oh yeah, and I got up exactly 21 hours ago.
Not at all … it’s more like … How long have I known you again?
You’re assuming rants about Evil Robot PM Harper are original, comparatively speaking?
Wow–to paraphrase: you actually said, on your own blog “But enough about me–Let’s talk about YOU for a minute.”
I feel so flattered!
The police said to see if I could draw you out…