From Bunkbeds, probably the coolest sales site I’ve ever seen. Because why? Because hellOOOOOO, what other children’s furniture site offers hawt, bleeding edge internet quiz goodness like How Long Could You Survive Chained To A Bunkbed With A Velociraptor? Eh? I ask you.
The Ground Rules
- Both you and the raptor are tethered to the bunk bed with 7 foot chains
- The chains are unbreakable and cannot be removed from the bunk bed
- The bunk bed is light enough that you can drag it a little
- You are free to run around the bed or get on the top bunk
Try and outlast me, gentle readers! I make that velociraptor my bitch for a full minute and nineteen juicy seconds!
I could survive for 1 minute, 19 seconds chained to a bunkbed with a velociraptor.