It’s true what they say (and don’t ask me who they are. How would I know? I’m an innocent blogger, not an investigative journalist, dammit Jim!).
And what do they say? They say this:
That it is a fact universally acknowledged that a Kung Fu master in action looks uncommonly like he’s trying to pass a truly recalcitrant turd.
Check it out:
via BestWeekEver
raincoaster 
Way to ruin kung-pu movies for me…wait, SHIT! No, I mean DAMN!
absolutely irreverent! the glory that is/are kung fu movies should not be ridiculed!
Then they probably should stop pretending to poo all the time…
No shit?!
The phrase “recalcitrant turd” is a thing of beauty. You have made my day. Thank you.
Don’t know what’s better, the video or the comments. No shit.
This stuff is the shizznit.
One of the best in making the poo-face is Sonny Chiba.
Wow, he looks like he hasn’t had a bowel movement since 1972!