Yes, we at the ol’ raincoaster blog have a world exclusive, the very latest from the greatest rock band the Universe has ever seen except maybe the Beatles and don’t give me that Rolling Stones crap, you just say that because you wanted to sleep with Keef when you were a tween.
Behold, the very latest U2 video, Check Out My Pubes:
Lyrics:
When you reach puberty your body changes everything
I never seen a bush like this can you see it too
Hairs growing everywhere people trying not to stare
Someone laughs and starts to point their finger at you
Hey, Sexy Pubes
Check out my pubes, yeah
Feel how curly they can be overflowing out my jeans
Oh it’s like a forest in a fairy tale
Here’s where I hide my weed no one will ever see
I can put a block of cheese right in there as well
You don’t know how beautiful
You donl’t know how beautiful they are
You don’t know You don’t get it do you
You don’t know how beautiful they are
Some of them are falling out most of them are growing out
Women like to braid them after fornication
I got to keep them clean you like the waxing scene
Man you wanna talk about a burning sensation
Alright now Sexy Pubes
Oh yeah, check out my pubes
You don’t know how beautiful
You donl’t know how beautiful they are
You don’t know You don’t get it do you
You don’t know how beautiful they are
Check out my pubes
Check out my pubes
Check out my pubes
Let me in the house Let me in the house
Let me in the house house Let me in the house house
Let me in the house…
Check out my pubes, Hey hey hey
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Radiohead;
Ramones;
Redbone;
R.E.M.;
Rhythm Pigs;
Rolling Stones;
Ruben & the Jets;
Rufus;
Rush;
Rutles;
The Sensational Alex Harvey Band (okay, it doesn’t start with an R but it should have).
The greatest bands all start with R, not U, except for Uriah Heep, UB40 and maybe U-Roy.
Rush? What’s this, some luv for Canuckistan???? Bunk, your game is slipping!
check out someone tell sam jackson he’s my bro,
same guy
nice – hadnt seen this one
newman
Yes, I had that one the day after Defamer posted it. Pure genius; he has Bono down pat. Uh, so to speak and no Irishisms intended.
rain– I forgot the Ronettes, Robbie Robertson, and the Ray Beats. As for Canukistan, I’ve got nothing against the Great Red Maple Leaf of the North, also known as America’s hat. Thanks for Mark Steyn, too.
You’re welcome. Who’s he? As long as you people keep Celine Dion down there, we’re all good.
Mark Steyn is a slightly less sarcastic P.J. O’Rourke, but with more spontaneity: http://www.steynonline.com/
We’ll keep C.D. in quarantine as long as we get more Bob and Doug Mackenzie, eh?
Bob and Doug are a national treasure. I’m not sure we want to share. We shared the Schmenge Brothers and what happened? One of them turned up dead!
And so who are the Schmenge Brothers?
DEAR GOD!!!
http://www.letspolka.com/2007/01/the-shmenge-brothers-last-polka/
OHH. I thought you meant these guys.
Not even close! Our polka artistes not only boast snazzy embroidered shorts sets, but also feature audience parcitipation.
Is that Rick James going fly on Bono’s crotch?
This video could have been synced to ‘Super Freak’
May have to steal this one too.
Where on earth do you find this stuff, Rain?
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Why yes, I believe it is. And what do you mean where do I find this stuff?? U2 is hardly obscure!