Putting the “Party” into Politics, we present (courtesy of the esteemed Dr. Boli) the League of Surrealist Voters; note that while the votes are real, the voters themselves must be surreal. And that describes everyone around here!
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raincoaster 
Makes damned good sense to me. Didn’t know there was any way to vote other than whimsically.
I believe the traditional ways to vote are lugubriously, ostentatiously, drunkenly, hopelessly, vindictively, or ironically.
Maybe that’s the way you young people do it but back in my day we voted maniacally, tangentially, portentously or hokey pokey (lee).
You young people don’t know how to vote.
Oh god no; the hokey pokey has been outlawed in Canada unless you’ve graduated from a licensed training course. And even then, you have to wear a safety harness.
I saw this and couldn’t help but think of you….
Vote religiously, scripturally, believingly, theologically, born-againly, churchgoingly, prayerfully, clerically, divinely, reverently, doctrinally, devoutly, god-fearingly, and righteously then watch the country go to Hell.
My religion only llows me to vote heretically (see the comment above yours).