The Giant Squid has many secrets, some speakable, some unspeakable. But they may be as nothing compared to what we have found out about the hitherto-thought-to-be-entirely-or-at-least-in-all-likelihood-harmless Vampire Squid. Simpletons! You ask me why I have a “thing” about Squid.

I tell you I am your safeguard. If not for this warning, how would you ever know?

First they came for the Krill, and I said nothing…then they stayed for dessert…where was I?

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