As presumably even penguins in the Antarctic are now aware, on Sunday the Canadian Men’s hockey team lost to the US team for the first time since 1960; this day is now known as Black Sunday or, in the US, as the “Miracle on Ice” because that country ran out of ideas after inventing disco and they’ve just been stealing from the Japanese and the English ever since, and have to reuse old names.
This is what it looked like:
Seriously, that’s all you need to know about it, other than the one thing nobody knows: how much Brodeur took to throw the game.
And this is the smashingly effective Canadian Comeback:
Which means we don’t have to worry about things like this…