Oh come on, man. Get a grip on yourself.
That also (for no particular reason) reminds me of this post:
Everything That’s Wrong With Pop Culture in Two Photos
Yep, that’s about the whole of it. There’s a metaphor in there somewhere. Maybe this one?
But it’s fine. Really.
Sadly, ultimately I do not think this will end well. It never does. Remember that blythe surfer at the start?