Fangirl alert: Julian Assange IN AN INDIANA JONES OUTFIT!!!
I’ll wait while you pick yourself up off the floor.
And go wash your hands.
Roundup of news from Japan (raincoaster)
Joan Jett is better than RedBull (BusyBeeBlogger)
Olivia Wilde thinks she can upgrade from an Italian prince (CelebDirtyLaundry)
She looks like Crispin Glover in an Edith Prickley costume (CelebritySmack)
Lindsay Lohan will stop at nothing (CelebrityVIPLounge)
Charlie Sheen, Celebrity Chef? (DailyStab)
Scary clownceleb faces (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Celebrities care! Or at least fake it plausibly! (HaveUHeard)
The latest in celebrity injustices (HollywoodHiccups)
Tony Dunzo (INeedMyFix)
Justin Timberlake has a new plus one (MathewGuiver)
Martha Stewart is a surrogramma (TheSkinny)