Julian Assange Action Figure
Fangirl alert: Julian Assange IN AN INDIANA JONES OUTFIT!!!
I’ll wait while you pick yourself up off the floor.
And go wash your hands.
For extra-serious fangirlism, for $60 you can buy just the head and attach it to “your own 12 inch action figurine”. Or whatever you may have handy.
I’d be the filling in a Steve Jobs/Jeff Goldblum sandwich (Lolebrity)
The Lord of the Kingdom of the Undead does not approve of this floozy (Ayyyy)
Roundup of news from Japan (raincoaster)
Matthew McConaughey is turning into a greyhound before our eyes (AgentBedhead)
Joan Jett is better than RedBull (BusyBeeBlogger)
Olivia Wilde thinks she can upgrade from an Italian prince (CelebDirtyLaundry)
She looks like Crispin Glover in an Edith Prickley costume (CelebritySmack)
Lindsay Lohan will stop at nothing (CelebrityVIPLounge)
Charlie Sheen, Celebrity Chef? (DailyStab)
Disney is REALLY scraping the bottom of the barrel (EarSucker)
They may be immortal, but they’re still not taking any chances (FitFabCeleb)
Scary clownceleb faces (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Celebrities care! Or at least fake it plausibly! (HaveUHeard)
The latest in celebrity injustices (HollywoodHiccups)
Tony Dunzo (INeedMyFix)
Justin Timberlake has a new plus one (MathewGuiver)
Martha Stewart is a surrogramma (TheSkinny)
raincoaster 
You’ve got it all wrong . . . this is the Julian SANDS action figure . . . .
I think Julian Assange squid porn is far more marketable.
Nicole, I’m working on it, I’m WORKING ON IT. I have to work him in to Call of Cthulhu, the SquidPorn Version.
the other day I rode the elevator with my neighbour who was opening her mail. she opened a brown envelop with a magazine inside. Julian Assange was on the cover, but it wasn’t McLean’s… it was Mountain Astrologer magazine!
Apparently Julian’s moon is in Scorpio.
OH I WANT THAT! I think I NEED that magazine!
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