In case your grey, humdrum world is entirely bereft of joy and sunshine, here are 50 photos of basset hounds running to brighten your meaningless, pathetic existence. We strongly suggest you shout the above line at the top of your lungs when viewing each image. This will provide both an endorphin rush and needed oxygenation. (h/t SeanCranbury)
If that alone cannot shock you out of your black fog of existential despair, we suggest reading the following gossip links and laughing out loud at the thought that all of these ridonkulous losers are paid far more than you ever will be.
The secret of Rebecca Black’s success (raincoaster)
Happy Birthday, Brando (ManoloFood)
Show of hands! (Ayyyy)
The Great Game? (Lolebrity)
in the same way diarrhea is explosive (AgentBedhead)
Mae West could tame anything (BusyBeeBlogger)
Celebrity Apprentice roundup (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Elizabeth Hurley is back, bitches! (CelebritySmack)
The Ambiguously Gay Duo IRL (CelebVIPLounge)
Maybe we should drop HIM on Benghazi? (DailyStab)
But you couldn’t pay her to listen (EarSucker)
Billy Ray bought the first one! (FitFabCeleb)
OMG it’s like stretch pants got marked down at Walmart! (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Heidi Klum slimed! (HaveUHeard)
Crackers, Jack. (HollywoodHiccups)
Lindsay Lohan typecast (INeedMyFix)
It’s like if Mad Max Thunderdome had cheerleaders (MathewGuiver)
Just how Fatale is Britney? (PoorBritney)
He could slime me anytime (SwoonWorthy)
OMG fatty fat fatties! (TheSkinny)
Sorry, ain’t gunna look at pictures of dogs, but I still love you.
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Vicus: Hahahahahaha, you just did. At least one, so that counts, right? Right? DO IT FOR ASLAN!
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Thanks for that endorphin rush, going for a lay down now….
Hilarious. I laughed out loud at this picture. What noble creatures.
Umberto, you have a basset hound? Awesome! They are great dogs.
gitwizard, take care. Maybe look at just a few of them at a time. But don’t forget the shouting!
GG, thanks, I’m glad you liked it.
[insert incredibly witty non-sequitur here and reply with one-word snark below]
In response to your questions, maybe or maybe not. It all depends on what incredibly witty non-sequitur you inserted above.
That is awesome with awesome sauce!
We’re fully sequitured around these parts, Bunk. You know that.
Purple, too, with porphyry. Why not.
Beijing. I told you that.
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