You know it. Clown puppets are the absolute definition of creepy evil, and monkey clown puppets? There’s absolutely no word in the English language for the concentrated manifestation of evil which this concept represents. See for yourself:
Need some brain bleach? Here are some Gossip Links of Evil over the jump.
Ellen Page is poetry in motion (raincoaster)
Cornify makes any website into poetry (raincoastermedia)
Jack Kerouac IS poetry (Lolebrity)
This is a very poetic lingo, whatever the hell it is (Ayyyy)
Gwyneth is greased! Hounds, release! (AgentBedhead)
ZOMG I think we know what sent Morrissey into his rage (BusyBeeBlogger)
Their bodies are wonderlands (CelebDirtyLaundry)
The pen is mightier than the sword, and the dollar is mightier than the slur (CelebritySmack)
Bad Barbie is alarmy (CityRag)
PlayPenn Pals (DailyStab)
Celebrities, they text just like us! (EarSucker)
and Pauly D weeps into his mirror (FitFabCeleb)
She probably just wanted to work on her Ode To Tapdancing (HaveUHeard)
RyRey is CGI’d, big-thighed (HollywoodHiccups)
Least romantic love scene description EVER (INeedMyFix)
Literary light crashes and burns (MathewGuiver)
Macho Man Can! (Swoonworthy)
and then she smashed the cameraman with those roses? (TheSkinny)
Call it a deconstructive approach to the human face (TheSkinnyChic)
Clowns have always freaked me out!
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And quite rightly so. They’re EEEEEEVIL!!!!