I don’t know about you (at all. I mean, you could be anyone out there, doing anything, and if you’re the guy who first posted the comment “I can’t fap to this” on a YouTube video, I want to take you out for a drink. But where was I?). I only know about me. Normally, this is enough for me. I’m self-centred. All my personalities are.
But if you were me, you’d be thinking this would make a mighty fine unicorn chaser on a Wednesday hump day.
Because why not? It’s always good to meet a man with his head screwed on right.
And if you’re allergic to Assange, as many of my friends are, then here’s a jaunty US soldier dancing like Carleton from Fresh Prince on top of an armored personnel carrier or tank or some big, macho-type people mover thingy while rockets fly behind him. Like a boss!
Dancing like Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel Air on top of a M1068 in full gear, while MLRS rockets fly behind me.
Song “Its not unusual” By Tom Jones
Not in Basic Training, No I wont get in trouble for this.
All that AND Tom Jones? I’m in love.