He's on the phone right now telling you how invalid your argument is. What does it look like?
Yes, fanboys and fangirls, it’s time for more Assangeology here at Operation Global Media Domination HQ. Tonight, we bring you news of an exciting event on the horizon: a fundraising auction for Wikileaks! Aren’t you excited? You look excited! I’m excited! I’m even more excited after reading the list of items…or make that, reading partway through the list of items and finding something really interesting and dirty and getting distracted, as is my wont, whether I wont to or not:
… a framed, signed limited edition cable describing Hillary Clinton’s spying orders against the United Nations, one of two computers used to prepare Cablegate, complete with full historical data, invite-only tickets to Vivienne Westwood’s Spring/Summer 2012 fashion show in Paris later this month and sealed prison coffee smuggled out of HMS Wandsworth by Julian Assange on December 17…
COFFEE
WikiLeaks Fundraiser: Julian Assange’s Prison Coffee, Signed and Fingerprinted
Smuggled out of prison by Julian Assangestarting £200
Scarce item of memorabilia from Julian Assange’s time in prison. Julian Assange spent ten days in prison in Decmber 2010. When he left to go under house arrest in Norfolk he smuggled out this, one of three sachets of coffee.
This rare item has been signed on one side: ‘Julian A, Prison coffee, smuggled out of Wandsworth Prison by me on Dec 17 2010′. On the other side of the sachet Julian has inked a fingerprint.
The sachet is unopened and is being sold to raise money for WikiLeaks.
For confirmation of legitimacy of this item please contact: 0044 7554 181 066. For any questions about payment arrangements please contact this number.
I have, it’s true, no questions whatsoever about the legitimacy of the item. I have, however, one BIG question about how, exactly, the item in question was smuggled out of that prison.
I’m just sayin’.
Bad raincoaster! BAD BAD RAINCOASTER!
Julian spanking gif and didn't that title just cause fainting worldwide
raincoaster 
You need a hobby dear. Something to take your mind off Julian.
I read a book about a prison once, Papillion (?): they had strange ways of keeping things hidden, too, if I recall.
Wow. People still thing this guy’s relevant?
If you don’t think Wikileaks is relevant, you haven’t been paying attention to the news lately. BIG news.
And yes, I remember Papillon too. And I don’t need a hobby: Fangirling is my hobby!
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I love me some Assangeology. Who’s uninformed enough to think this guy doesn’t matter? He’s the father of the coming revolution.
I agree 100%.
What do you mean coming? People it is here we can start puting them against a wall soon enough
Now, now, I used to think that way but they must be putting something in the lentil stew over at Occupy Vancouver, because I’ve recently had a significant rachet-downing of my bloodthirstiness. See this post:
https://raincoaster.com/2011/10/26/10341/