Oops, she did it again: Britney busts out of rehab…again

Britney, baldingYep, that’s twice in a week the demented ex-songbird has gone over the wall.  First was Eric Clapton’s posh tank in Antigua, but the apparent gin drought on the tropical paradise was too much for the delicate pipes of the mistress of the High C, so she bailed, flying home to LA whereupon she staggered around the Valley for awhile, shaved her head (the curtains finally match the carpet!), got a couple of tattoos, attempted to rent a room at a posh hotel with nothing more than a lighter and some pocket lint, put her new house on the market, and on Tuesday voluntarily went to the Promises residential rehab in Malibu.

Now ETonline says she’s out again.

Sources tell ET that BRITNEY SPEARS left Promises residential treatment center in Malibu, CA early this morning — less than 24 hours after checking into the facility.

Following the news that she was in rehab, her manager LARRY RUDOLPH released a statement Tuesday, saying, “Britney Spears has voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed rehab facility today. We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time.”…

Oops, she did it again!

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Britney Spears(?) sex tape trailer

hey y'all! I'm not trashy!

UPDATE: golly, this sure seems to be a popular post. Wonder if anyone will read the rest of our posts about Britney and this notorious video.

Yup, yesterday she lost her claim that the very rumour of the tape’s existence is defamatory (judge’s reasoning: come on people, she’s Britney Spears! Like she wouldn’t bang the hell out of her husband on tape while he watched the playoffs or something. Puh-leeze!) and today, the first full day of her official long march to divorce, nineteen seconds of that rumoured to be alleged Britney Spears reported “sex tape” has been posted to PornoTube, and is up on Fleshbot.

Verdict: sure looks like her, in her black-haired phase. This was, therefore, and completely hypothetically, post-impregnation, somewhere around the time of the Harper’s Bazaar cover shot, meaning Britney, if it was Britney, would have been six or more months along. UPDATE: Titania on Gawker notes that her hair was dyed dark for her wedding as well, so this could be from the honeymoon. You can’t tell from this part; you don’t get to see the woman’s body. And you can’t see the guy’s face at all…that’s not where the camera and the woman are focused, if you get my meaning, nudge nudge.

Come one, come all. Or rather, “y’all.”

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