long-lost Rolling Stones recording resurfaces

snap, crackle, pop goes the sellouton the back of a Rice Krispies box…and thanks to the blog Phil Spector at WordPress.

Indeed, back in the day all bands, no matter how selflessly dedicated to sheer artistic integrity at all costs, were forced at gunpoint to record cheesy commercial jingles, mostly (for some reason) for beverages, electrically acidified or not. The Rolling Stones, it turns out, were no exception.

In between hearty bouts of celebrating the Black Mass, mystic groupie-groping orgies, and the occasional refreshing snack break, the boys found time to sandwich in the recording of a jingle for Kellogg’s Rice Krispies in October of 1963. Imagine the segue: “Okay boys, that’s a wrap on Little Red Rooster, but now we’ve got something else for you…”

Actual physical proof it exists

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quiz: what kind of coffee are you?


You Are an Irish Coffee


At your best, you are: wild, spontaneous, and outgoing
At your worst, you are: too extreme and recklessYou drink coffee when: you want to keep drinking booze Your caffeine addiction level: low

What Kind of Coffee Are You?

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quiz: what kind of meat are you?

Oh my. While I was going to quarrel with the findings here on general principles, that last line is almost scarily accurate, give or take six inches.


You Are Chicken


Bah! You’re hardly meat. But you are quite popular, and people aspire to taste like you.You’re probably quite skinny and free of vices. Except letting people eat your eggs.

Give Me My Meat, Baby!

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how is a bagel like a vagina?

I’m serious here. Some misguided Midwestern bagel shop decided that nothing says “fun atmosphere” like baked goods reminiscent of a mummy’s ladyblossom.

vagina bagel

So, how, exactly, would a bagel like a vagina be a good thing? How could a bagel be like a vagina?

You know where the Comments button is…use it. We await your filthy offerings with baited breath.

Oh, tuna salad is an option…

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ramenNation: shocking thought for the day

IndoMie, a good source of dietary carbs 

In the spirit of the great Lily Tomlin and her immortal stage show The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life, we at the ol’ raincoaster blog present the following conundrum:

If soy sauce is made from soybeans and chili sauce is made from chilis,

what is bumbu sauce made from?

BUMBU, you!