Category Archives: Weird

quiz: which mental disorder do you have?

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If you’re a regular reader of this blog, that in itself should qualify.

This is Juvenal‘s doing. Believe me, I don’t consider most of these to be disorders: I consider them to be characteristics. Indeed, in my circle they are practically prerequisites.

But what’s with the low score on narcissism, eh? How accurate can this thing be, one wonders? I demand that it be rewritten until I score higher on narcissism, dammit!

Personality Disorder Test Results

Paranoid |||||||||| 38%
Schizoid |||||||||||||||||| 74%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||||| 74%
Antisocial |||||||||||||||| 66%
Borderline |||||| 30%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 66%
Narcissistic |||||||||||| 46%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 66%
Dependent |||||||||||| 46%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||| 26%

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how to turn a man gay

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I’ve had enough of boring old to-dos. How to wash your hair. How to save money on groceries. How to train a wolverine to fetch. Whatever. This, however, is truly different.

From Shakespeare’s Sister, via Pharyngula. How to use your uterus to turn men gay! Click through to their site to read the whole thing; the only question left unanswered is, does the disco ball also function as an IUD?

“No woman in the history of politics has used her womb like Nancy Pelosi.” — Harvard Law School student and conservative misogynist douchebag Ben Shapiro, who obviously doesn’t understand that use of the womb is an important part of generating the radical gay agenda that is shot out of feminazi cooters, so of course she has to use her womb a lot. Duh.

I’m sort of breaking the Feminazi Cooter League‘s code of secrecy to do this, but let me just illustrate how the process works, to clear up any confusion:

Is the disco ball an IUD too? That would be awesome!

pic of hot Cthulhu buns!

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What more is there to say? These are the best damn Cthulhu buns I’ve ever seen, and they’re really hot!

Cthulhu buns are eaten to celebrate Walpurgis and Beltane

Stolen from Neatorama

in praise of granny panties

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Well, do ya, punk?Here’s another reason (as if you needed another reason) to love granny panties: they make excellent undeclared carry-ons! I may never have to do without my box cutters on a long flight ever again.

Pun away… Stolen from Sky News, via Fark.

A grandmother who tried to smuggle heroin into Australia by packing it in her underwear has been jailed for six years.

quiz: which movie murderer are you?

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You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face.
You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.

Jigsaw
95%
Hannibal Lecter
90%
Freddy Krueger
60%
Buffalo Bill
60%
Candyman
55%
Michael Myers
55%
Captain Spaulding
50%
Pinhead
45%
Leatherface
45%
Jason Voorhees
35%

Which Horror Killer are You?
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Note that this isn’t a quiz for “Which Movie-Killer Are You?” You can tell the difference because the results for that one include “Warren Beatty” “Gretchen Mol” etc.