Quiz: does your blog own you?

I don’t understand this quiz: they say it like it’s a BAD thing!

68.75 %

My weblog owns 68.75 % of me.
Does your weblog own you?

Quiz: what kind of cuisine are you?

Hahahahahahahahaha! Bingo!


You Are Japanese Food


Strange yet delicious.

Contrary to popular belief, you’re not always eaten raw.

[raincoaster sez: Sigh. How did they know?]

Stolen from max.

Octopus Studios in the hood

Octopus Studios: I’m not exactly sure who they are. I’m not exactly sure what they do. I am, however, 100% certain that they have the coolest logo on the Downtown EastSide, and thoughtful of them it was to put it only a couple of blocks from my house. They must know I’ve been busy lately.

Octopus Studios
Whoa! You don’t suppose this logo is literal? You don’t suppose they’re building levitating robotic giant octopi behind that bland cinder-block facade? This bears investigating. If you don’t hear from me in a week, send in the Calamari Wrestler!

Darth Vader’s Backup Disk

Yeah, it makes so much sense. You knew he’d be old-skool, didn’t you?

For Nobody In Particular

I may have used that title before. And yeah, I was lying then, too.

Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover

That old dog has chained you up alright
Give you everything you need
To live inside a twisted cage
Sleep beside an empty rage
I had a dream I was your hero

Damn, I wish I was your lover
I’ll rock you till the daylight comes
Make sure you are smiling and warm
I am everything
Tonight I’ll be your mother I will
And I’ll do such things to ease your pain
Free your mind and you won’t feel ashamed,

This monkey can’t stand to see you black and blue
I give you something sweet each time you
Come inside my jungle book
What is it just too good
Don’t say you’ll stay
‘Cause then you go away

Chorus

Shucks, for me there is no other
You’re the only shoe that fits
I can’t imagine I’ll grow out of it
Damn I wish I was your lover

If I was your girl believe me
I’d turn on the Rolling Stones
We could groove along and feel much better
I could do it forever and ever
Give me an hour to kiss you
Walk through heaven’s door, I’m sure
We don’t need no doctor to feel much better
Let me in
Forever and ever and ever and ever…

I sat on the mountainside with peace of mind
And I lay by the ocean making love to her
with visions clear
Walked for days with no one near
And I return as chained and bound to you