Chinatown en Francais

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Chinese chef could kick Iron Chef's ass!

via Metro‘s suggestion in this post. I thought the song was good enough to be made available to more than just the Quebecois and the Okanaugainous.

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Beau Dommage

Un soir d’hiver dans Chinatown
On s’est promené devant les vitrines
On a trouvé un magasin qui sentait l’orient

On a marché toute la soirée
Tes bottes te faisaient mal aux pieds
Les vieux Chinois nous regardait
Nous autres, on souriait

 

La première neige est tombée sur le Chinatown
Les rues sont glissantes, y a un accident
Au coin de St-Hubert et Jean Talon

 

Dans l’escalier de ton appartement
Ta main cherchait ta clé en tremblant
Les voisins d’à côté criaient
Tout d’suite on est entré

 

Dans ta chambre on n’a rien allumé
Par la fenêtre on voyait la neige tomber
Tu m’as d’mander combien de temps l’hiver allait durer

 

La première neige est tombée sur le Chinatown
Au coin du boulevard pis la 22-ème
Y’on trouvé un char abandonné

 

Un soir d’hiver dans Chinatown
On s’est promené devant les vitrines
Le lendemain la neige avait disparu, le lendemain la neige
Le lendemain la neige avait disparu, le lendemain la neige
Le lendemain la neige, le lendemain la neige…

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the too-jolly Retail Roger

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I got your customer service RIGHT HERE!

HOW many flavours?

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BJs 48 flavours!

from a comment on Guido’s blog, lost to the mists of time (sorry)

and this, from a comment on Waiterforum (was it Jamie Maw?)

But an hour later, you're horny

But an hour later, you’re horny.

Hot Fuzz: the trailer

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All you need to know is:

From the team that brought you Shaun of the Dead…

via the elegantly-named Flabber

Her Royal Highness Minnie Driver

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That just works on so many levels.

Princess Anastasia Jerusalem

From the mug shots it appears that former Hollywood “It Girlfriend” Minnie Driver may have been spending the latter part of her extended hiatus (extended from approximately the wrap of Grosse Point Blank) in Norway, playfully pranking the locals who apparently didn’t read People in the early Nineties and thus had no idea that they were supposed to, like, catch on to the fact that the woman claiming to be one Princess Anastasia Jerusalem was, in fact, an acclaimed international actress and accomplished and widely respected musician.

It’s a joke, see. She’s not really crazy.

Although I hear Matt Damon may be of a slightly different opinion.

Aftenposten, via Fark.

The woman, who calls herself Anastasia Jerusalem, speaks Spanish and English and was first arrested in Oslo on July 15 this year. She was released on condition that she report in regularly and has since been in Bergen.

Authorities have been unable to identify her, and do not even know what country she is from…

Her PR is so getting shitcanned for that line.