Linkie o’ the Day: Beautiful Agony

Beautiful Agony 1It’s amazing what you find clicking on “most recently updated” on WordPress. It tends to be more interesting than the “Most popular” which, this week, is Scoble-iffic as always, with strong showings by Dead Raj Kumar and MIT marathoners. BFD! as we say on the W3! By clicking on “Most Recently Updated” blogs, I’ve turned a computer animator on to Canuck Immortal Windsor McKay, found something that will get the nasty red mildew out of my bathroom (is it related to red tide? Apparently yes!) and now, have come (or is that “cum”?) across Beautiful Agony, the least nekkid, most interesting sex site I’ve ever seen.

Beautiful Agony is dedicated to the beauty of Beautiful Agony 3human orgasm. This may be the most erotic thing you have ever seen, yet the only nudity it contains is from the neck up. That’s where people are truly naked.

The videos were made in private by the contributor (and sometimes their partner). We don’t know what they’re doing, or how they are doing it, we just know it’s real and it’s sexy as hell. Make your ears blush by putting on your headphones and turning the sound to eleven.

Beautiful Agony 2Yes, there are free samples. Look for the ones with the red borders and the text underneath that says ‘free sample’.

New agony comes five times per week (at least).

Note to micromanagers everywhere: this must be your spiritual home, because at this very moment, up at the top of the page, it quite clearly says, in large grey-on-white-eurostile lettering, NEXT VIDEO DUE 2 HOURS – 54 MINUTES. I mean, are these people on some kind of a production schedule? Excusing themselves from the dinner table because they’re due “on camera?” The mind boggles. The gonads boggle also, quite an interesting sensation. And since the site isn’t dedicated to filming sex as such, just filming the successful climax (sorry) to Gasmquest, and since we all have our good nights and our off nights, it must be asked:

How do they KNOW??????

Beautiful Agony 4Hey, is that Clay Aiken? And really, who leaves their glasses on? Is that woman a German graphic designer or something? If this is all too much for you, there’s always Jean Michel Jarre’s Beautiful Agony. Slightly different, and almost free!

Today in Giant Squid News: WereSquid

Because Easter's almost over and we're suffering from Giant Squid Withdrawl. If we hadn't had hashbrowns and fried eggs for lunch, we'd have ordered calamari for dinner. Anyhoo, stole this in a very baroque manner off Gawker, where it is not posted. I told you it was baroque; actually, it's all very Da Vinci. Click here for the latest from the original source website.

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