What’s that coming over the highway retaining wall?

Is it a monster? Is it a monster?

Archetypally silly beach movie, featuring nobody you ever heard of “and the glamorous, famed dancing Watusi girls from Hollywood‘s famed Whiskey a Go Go nightclub!”

Hip chicks are shaking
in the knees
because there’s a MONSTER on the beach!!!

Music by Frank Sinatra, Jr.

If you see this ghoul, play it cool.

Yeh, yeh, yeh, this one will kill you!

Seriously, you MUST watch this till the Furry Frankie sings. If you weren’t screaming before, this will do the trick.