Happy Feral Cat Day, everyone!
Metro, Mistress Cowfish, are you reading me? You might want to stay indoors and do not, repeat, not touch the phone.
Feline is not Felonious.
Yes, as we learn from our good friends the Farkers, Monday is National Feral Cat Day in the US; because we are such good friends with the Americans, we will this once adopt their holiday, as it does not appear to involve bizarre, expensive ceremonies, burning crosses, firearms, or the commemoration of the looting of Yorktown. 
We’ve even come up with a nifty slogan for our Yankacious readers to use, should they be possessed of the urge to print up t-shirts or decorate a special-occasion cake with a properly celebratory saying.
Spay a Stray Today!
Catchy, eh? You’re welcome.
Don't keep it to yourself!