hi K-Fed, u b Fed-Ex now lol

This is simply charming. Perez Hilton, Canuckistan‘s favorite Cuban, has posted this footage of K-Fed on MuchMusic the day before Britney filed the big D on his sorry wigger ass. He spent the entire day with a camera crew clamped to his leg like a shackle, filming some reality show nobody’s ever heard of, this episode of which has just increased in value by a factor of twenty.

If I and the entire magnitude of Canada, gay America, and Gawker Media (some overlap here, admittedly) are not mistaken, the text message he receives over dinner contains the tender “Dear K-Fed, bye y’all” message the world has so long waited for. Watch and judge for yourself.

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

4 thoughts on “hi K-Fed, u b Fed-Ex now lol

  1. I know, so do I! He’s a skanky meat puppet with assoholic tendencies who was out for the main chance, and he scored big, but yeah, HARSH. I do indeed feel for him.

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