Seriously, if this is how they choose to do it with one another, is it any wonder that gods generally prefer to do it to humans? At least they can’t fight back!
Forget Zeus and all that bestiality schtick, and never mind that eggnog is the ectoplasmic emanation that really got the Virgin Mary pregnant. This is what happens when they go at it one-on-one, hidden by the numinous dark in the depths of the sea. Cthulhu ain’t no Valentino, that’s for sure.
“The male giant squid has to use a puny 15-gram brain to coordinate 150 kilograms of weight, 10 metres of length and a 1.5-metre-long penis,” he says. “He physically plunges this penis into the female’s arms, which are rather unfortunately right next to her beak. Because he is coordinating so much with so little, I think occasionally bits get chewed off when they inadvertently get too close to the beak.”
Oh, but you know he likes it rough! Still, an excellent lesson in how NOT to ask for oral sex. Guys, are you taking notes? I really don’t want to have to go through this again. Which reminds me, what is Bill Clinton doing these days?
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Did you draw that? I especially like the necklace. He wasn’t named Lovecraft for nothin’, I guess.
Y’know, it pays to read the headline. Until they got to the 1.5 metre penis I thought they were talking about Friday nights at the frat house.
I don’t see how that’s a disqualifier. You don’t know some of the frats at UBC.
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!!! Seriously, Cthulhu in a disco outfit, I do not believe that Lovecraft himself could have imagined anything more frightening….well maybe Yoggoth leading aerobics with Richard Simmons.
Google “Cutethulhu” to see something truly shocking, though.