A ten-tentacle salute to Juvenal for the tip. The BBC has obtained video and still photos of a beautiful Taningia danae attacking its prey. Its balletic movements are surprising in such a large creature, and its speed really rather frightening. 2.5meters per second is 150 meters per minute, which is really quite a lot faster than I can swim, which is why I and all sensible people like boats so very much. Also, they like to circle their prey like cats circle their beds before pouncing, presumably just to freak it out a bit or something. And, much like kangaroo and deer hunters of our upper world, they know that a powerful headlight is a hunter’s best friend.
Jack Sparrow got off easy!
Alas, the video is uncapturable so you’ll have to watch it on the site, or watch this pretty Vampire Squid light show instead.
…the intense pulses of light that accompanied the ferocious attacks surprised the research team.
Dr Tsunemi Kubodera from the National Science Museum in Tokyo, who led the research, told the BBC News website: “No-one had ever seen such bioluminescence behaviour during hunting of deep-sea large squid.”
The footage reveals the creatures emitting short flashes from light-producing organs, called photophores, on their arms.
Writing in Proceedings of the Royal Society B, the team said: “[The bioluminescence] might act as a blinding flash for prey.”
The light would disorientate [sic!!!! asshole semiliterate BBC writers!!!] the squid’s intended prey, disrupting their defences, they added.
It could also act, the scientists commented, “as a means of illumination and measuring target distance in an otherwise dark environment.”
And, say the scientists, presumably assist the squid to find a mate in the dark depths of the ocean. God knows when you’re on the prowl, the right lighting is crucial: just ask the Gabor Sisters! Or, come to think of it, any common or garden flasher.
Also useful for telling ghost stories to the calamari piccolo.
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raincoaster 
“good bloggers borrow, great bloggers steal”..is that adapted , somwhat ironically ,from TS Elliot . Nice to see you putting your book learnin` to good use R. I have never understood the whole squid thing really . I think if I come back and have another look it will become clear ,but not so far.
Sehr geEhrter NeuMenschia
I comprehend your mystification about squids – but in a moment of rare openness, die RegenCoaster (whom we have never seen) has admitted tto having tentacles – is this a hint at the explanation
Meanwhile, I’ve never understood the whole Gorilla thing with you humans
Your species has this absurd notion that Evolution is true and you are a higher form of life which is evolved from Gorillas – isn’t there more evidence that Gorillas are a much higher, pleasanter form of life ascended from Homo pSeudo Sapiens
Your obedient servant etc
G Eagle
It was Picasso, actually, although Eliot may well have stolen it from him or vice versa.
Gorillas are actually a subspecies of humans, descended from Italians. Few people know this.