I’m Jesus! Everybody be nicer to me, like NOW!
15 May 2007 17 Comments
in Celebrity, Christianity, Christmas, Cthulhu, Fans, Fantasy, Islam, Quizzes and tests, Religion, Supernatural, tasteless
What will you get me for Christmas?
| Which God or Goddess are you like?
Your Result: Jesus You are God’s lovechild. You love all and most love you. You help those who need it, and those too. The girls all chase you, and some boys too. You love to have fun, but you keep a serious life of working as well.Congratulations!! You are Christ!! |
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| Goddess Bast |
65% |
| The Christian God |
65% |
| You are your own God or Goddess |
55% |
| Budha |
55% |
| God Zeus |
50% |
| Goddess Sekhemet |
45% |
| Satan |
30% |
| Which God or Goddess are you like? Make Your Own Quiz |
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Jeez, I’da thought I’d have scored higher on the Satan-O-Meter, but oh well. I’m off to fuck with more minds online…
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May 15, 2007 @ 16:36:05
I’m Jesus, too. I was hoping for “you are your own goddess.” It was a pretty lame quiz, though.
May 15, 2007 @ 17:12:00
You are Zeus. You are fierce and stong, and you like to throw lightning bolts at people who deserve it. You are fearless when it comes to fear, and harmless to nothing. You have the guts to take on anything and never look back. Congratulations!! You are God!!
Finally – a quiz depicting me as the asshole I am
May 15, 2007 @ 18:06:26
You are Budha. You are a very peaceful person, you love all who love you. You are a cheerful personality, and you have a great sense of humor. Congratulations!! You are Budha!!
So, that was a bit obvious, but I always thought I had two Ds.
Ah well.
I guess its back to nirvana for me.
May 15, 2007 @ 18:09:25
I’ll get you a packet of nails. Keep them handy, as you’ll need them come Easter.
You are the Holy Lord. You are the shepherd and those that follow you are your lambs. You are kind and patient, but when need be, you are vile and cruel. You are often asked for advise or wisdom, and you willingly give it. Congratulations!! You are God!!
God Zeus
Satan
Budha
Jesus
Goddess Sekhemet
Goddess Bast
You are your own God or Goddess
Oh Jes–Sorry, I mean “Son” … or do I mean “Ah Me”?
How the Hell am I gonna reconcile this with my atheism?
I’m gonna start with the miracles by gifting the putz that wrote this quiz with the ability to spell–right after I win the lottery on successive weekends and grant all those women their wish for bigger boobs.
Oh–and kick Pat Robertson in the crotch so hard he develops bumps on his head.
By the way, their next quiz suggestion was:
What Mental Disorder Do You Have?
Can’t wait to find out.
May 15, 2007 @ 18:09:52
Hey–it spammed my comment.
May 15, 2007 @ 21:17:30
You witch..how did you get to be Jesus?
Did you answer all no’s?
Which God or Goddess are you like? Your Result: Goddess Sekhemet You are Sekhemet. You are loving and caring, but when need be, you are fierce and protective. You love the color red and you are no vegetarian. Your feirce nature makes you somewhat like a rebel, but you like it that way. Congratulations!! You are Goddess!!You are your own God or Goddess Budha Satan The Christian God Goddess Bast God Zeus Jesus Which God or Goddess are you like?Make Your Own Quiz
May 15, 2007 @ 23:05:57
I’m Jesus because I’m fucking perfect, so deal with it, y’all! I am actually a bit miffed I’m not Cthulhu, but one takes what one can get (is that from the Sermon on the Menhir-Ringed and Thrice-Accurst Summit of Black Mountain?)
I love how they can’t spell Buddha…but he’d have let it go, I’m pretty sure.
All in all, I think it’s not a bad quiz: except you can post those damn bar graphs in WordPress for some reason.
May 16, 2007 @ 13:53:13
Be nice you apostate–or I’ll do to you what I did to Falwell!
May 16, 2007 @ 20:18:28
You are your own god or goddess. Sorry to say, i have no answer that fits you. You are your very own person, and you like to do things your own way. You have stumped me this time, but i will soon make a quiz that will have your answer, just you wait…
May 16, 2007 @ 21:03:10
Ah, at last an answer of mystery.
Metro, everyone knows it was Tinky-Winky getting his revenge that finally topped Falwell. Are you outing yourself?
May 16, 2007 @ 21:06:32
Actually, I’m spreading the rumour that the paramedics were gay.
“He was unresponsive” meant something entirely different.
May 16, 2007 @ 22:35:54
You mean that wasn’t oxygen they gave him? If it was nitrous oxide he probably felt so ashamed he offed himself! Excellent. I wonder who’s next…
May 16, 2007 @ 23:11:24
I favour Fronty’s predicition that Pat Robertson will soon crap himself out while trying to press two tons.
What’s really remarkable to me is the response. I was disappointed in myself to find I could come up with nothing–nothing to say about him.
But everyone reacted the same way. Salon had two obits (one about Tinky-Winky’s reaction) saying that as a divisive and inflammatory creep, he’d earned the modest ambivalence he’s getting from everyone.
Make that “everyone but the Republican presidential candidates”, who are doing the moral equivalent of fellating his corpse. Or possibly attempting something more arcane, having to do with re-conjuring him to drag white Christian America into voting for them.
May 18, 2007 @ 01:48:42
Can you EVER offend enough people?