Apache!

Some days the world makes even less sense than usual and you are left with three choices: fight it, float with it, or forward the agenda of mindless insanity that bubbles forth from the accursed, lipless mouth of the blind idiot god Azathoth at the heart of all things.

Guess which we picked!

Ladies and gentlemen: Tommy Seebach and his Danish disco dancers!

and no, they’re not actually topless but it sure can be hard to tell on these old kinescopes, eh?

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17 thoughts on “Apache!

  1. Mel Brooks meets Giorgio Moroder . . .

  2. raincoaster says:

    Do you think he KNEW it was funny? I mean, Freddie Mercury used to be a sex god in those days. I think standards were just lower.

  3. Victor Borge and Astro are the only funny Danes of which I know

  4. raincoaster says:

    Viggo’s pretty amusing if you get him good and drunk (which isn’t hard…max, are you taking notes?).

  5. I thought he was just wry?

  6. raincoaster says:

    No, Danish. He’s sweet.

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  8. raincoaster says:

    It’s SO ON! Even Vicus is posting crazy YouTubes.

    mercury is in retrograde, which explains a helluva lot, actually. And it’s coming out of retrograde for my birthday! I’m so special.

  9. There’s a pumpernickel joke hiding among all this . . . .

  10. And to thicken the plot( from wikipedia – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_Seebach )

    “A tribute show to Seebach— The Tommy Seebach Show— tours Denmark and continues to bring his music to old and new fans.

    Recently, people in the United States have rediscovered the promotional video for Seebach’s 1977 disco version of the Shadows’ hit “Apache,” in which he is seen prancing around the forest with female dancers and attempting to lip-synch.”

    And I thought Harry ‘K.C.” Casey had it rough . . . .

  11. raincoaster says:

    Git OUT! That is hilarious! Sort of like Beatlemania, for Danish disco stars?

    Summer is the time for non-intellectualism. I think we should have a contest for LEAST intellectual music video posted. What say you?

  12. Ah think ah can compete . . .

  13. Almost forgot . . .

    “Seebachmania – It’s not awful but an incredible simulation . . . .”

  14. raincoaster says:

    Not awful? HOW could it not be awful????

  15. Imitating awful is just sad. Original Seebach is awful . . . .

    There’s the retro band’s name for you: Awful Like Seebach

  16. ~m says:

    Wow. Them be some bad out-fits.
    What kind of ganja were these guys were smoking before doing this video?
    I want a dime bag.
    ~m

  17. raincoaster says:

    Indeed. It even convinced them they were sexy!

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