quiz: which church father are you?

Pop-Up Pope

If you think about it, any answer to this except possibly “Divided by Zero” would be unexpected.

You’re St. Melito of Sardis!

You have a great love of history and liturgy. You’re attached to the traditions of the ancients, yet you recognize that the old world — great as it was — is passing away. You are loyal to the customs of your family, though you do not hesitate to call family members to account for their sins.

Find out which Church Father you are at The Way of the Fathers!

Oh, yeah, that’s me to a tee. Well, the last line is. And no, I don’t know why it insists on hanging to the left wall like a tadpole gripping the side of the pool at swim class.


The LOL of Cthulhu

humorous pictures

I mean, what IS that? Those bottom ones look like emo piranhas posing for the poster for Silence of the Lambs. As for the top one, it looks like the guy who semi-stalked me my first year at UBC.

The frondy first fish actually looks to be some sort of sculpin, otherwise known by the Inuit, who know an ugly fish when they see one, as the Ugly Fish. They are very no-nonsense, these Innu. But it is not this kind of sculpin, which is 7% alcohol. Even fish can’t drink that much.

Strangely, neither of these species made the list of Ten Ugliest Fish.

A Time for Atene

Yes, he’s back. Brian Atene, everybody’s favorite YouTube Celebrity (what, you prefer Chris Crocker?) is back with more from the Dark Side.

“I’m just an analogue guy in a digital world.”

Fresca!

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