Well it looks like Metro has taken a page from raincoaster's book and started seeding his blog with provocative, search-engine friendly words to boost his hits. And the little fucker has surpassed raincoaster, something which raincoaster will not forget quickly, yea though aeons should pass and the Earth be cleared off by the Great Old Ones and crumble to the dust which is the substance of the blind idiot god Azathoth, who bubbles and blasphemes at the centre of the universe forever, nope, raincoaster will hold that grudge. raincoaster knows this, for lo, raincoaster recieved six Thirteen! clickthroughs from that goddam post, indicating a hit count comfortably in the three figures at least.
raincoaster is not proud, but raincoaster is too proud to 
seed her blog with the words "naked pictures of Paris Hilton." Well, except to point out to the dear boy that he should also have used "nude pictures of Paris Hilton," "Paris Hilton naked," "Paris Hilton nekkid," "nude pix Paris Hilton," and, of course "Perez Hilton Naked!"
Also, spurn not the Porn tag. She is your friend.
raincoaster 
How nice!
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*Sniff*
They grow up so fast.
How many hits did it get you, plagiarism-boy?
Plagiarism is stealing someone’s words–I quoted you (shamelessly!). As for stealing secrets for stirring the search-engine soup, surely that method was pioneered by porn sites and “search pages”? Y’know: “Find “Flying Spaghetti Monster” on E-Bay! and all that jazz.
No. How many hits, plagiarism-boy?
Not important darling (though I know this to be a great heresy in your eyes). For those of us who blog purely for the pleasure of the written word, hit count is no measure of a man’s (or woman’s) worth.
Please, uncover your ears and come out from behind the chesterfield–let me pry the HTML dictionary from your spasming fingers. Say it with me: “I am not a hit-count whore”. Good, doesn’t that feel better?
Besides, I never got around to putting in a counter. . .
That’s torn it. Now I shall have to go and sing in the fish tank.
True enough. As the great god Gawker has said, It’s not whoring if you do it for free.
Slut.