Spam: Gmail is the New Black

At last! After months of boring repetition (what the hell kinda practical joker gave Eastern Europe, Africa and China the word "goluptious" anyway?) we finally have a new spam meme. Behold the wonders of the Gimme Gmail spam:

From: george owen georgeowen009@yahoo.com Signed-By: yahoo.com | Mailed-By: yahoo.com

To: ____________@gmail.com
Date: May 23, 2006 4:56 PM
Subject: PLEASE INVITE ME

I AM  GEORGE OWEN FROM ENGLAND . I WISH TO ASK YOU TO KINDLY INVITE ME TO GMAIL.I LOVE TO HAVE GMAIL ACCOUNT .
 
I SHALL BE GLAD IF YOU INVITE ME.
 
THANKS,
BARRISTER GEORGE OWEN
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Yeah, today just isn't doing a goddam thing to raise my opinion of British Barristers all around.

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