Well this should be good for hits.
A recent exchange on the blog of UK human anomaly Vicus Scurra.
Raincoaster, old wombat, is that what you meant by ‘tidying up links’?
Yes, that is what I meant. Since they were messed up, how was I to know they weren't links? I don't read HTML or Firefox. Gates won't let me!
Since you've cleaned it up, whatever it was (and it never pays to look too closely at other people's messes) I shall give you a link, just as soon as you post something about mango porn. Some of us are still hit whores, you know, and you can't expect me to make an exception to my standards just for you.
raincoasterRaincoaster, thank you so much. Your placing the words 'mango porn' here mean that I will get more traffic in the next 3 weeks than "Ahmed's Erotic Mango Emporium" in Finchley does in a year.
Vicus Scurra
Let it not be said that I am not there for my friends; mi pervs es su pervs.
raincoaster 
I am here for you too. Unfortunately, the virtual world being what it is, you have no idea what I mean by ‘here’. I could be safely locked in by the trained staff at my abode in North East Hampshire, I could be on stage in Las Vegas as a warm up act for Barry Manilow, I could be harvesting mangos in Burma, or I could be just outside your door, peering through the trellis.
That would explain much. Watch out for the raccoon in the spruce tree: she’s a bitch!